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I Lost My Hat

I Lost My Hat

January 30, 2019 9:45 pmComments are Disabled

It was an expensive hat.

I’ve had it for three weeks.

It’s not my fault. It escaped from my pocket in between dinner, Uber, and home.

I wonder why expensive things always disappear and I still have the cheap ass sunglasses I won in a raffle in middle school.

I lost my hat.

I am mad.

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