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Whole Foods is out of Almond Mylk Again – an Original Poem

Whole Foods is out of Almond Mylk Again – an Original Poem

February 11, 2019 11:21 pm0 comments

Whole Foods is out of almond mylk again
What am I supposed to put on my cereal
People don’t know how hard it is
To not be able to make chia seed pudding
And since I am lactose intolerant
And became proudly gluten free
No cow milk.
No goat milk.
No soy milk.
No oat milk.
And I have a deadly cashew allergy.

Whole Foods has no kombucha once again
Where else am I going to get anti-oxidants
Its natural properties kill deadly bacteria
Everyone at work drinks it every day
It’s usually in the coconut water aisle
With the ten dollar fair trade cold brew
I guess it’s no use
I’ll have pomegranate juice
What’s a wellness conscious consumer to do?

Without my healthy food
I’m in a rotten mood
I’m in a panic
If I can’t buy organic
I need some tea
That is fair trade and GMO free…

Whole Foods is out of almond mylk again
They stopped selling asparagus water
They used to have mochi at the sushi bar
What happened to the sunflower seaweed
They keep changing the food I’m supposed to eat
I guess that’s just the way it goes
There’s nothing to be cooked
And Instacart is booked
I guess I’ll go to Trader Joe’s.

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